What is the difference between a single issue voter and a whore?

A single-issue voter WILL love you long-time and allow you to penetrate any orifice whenever without protection. (Covered in genital warts, for HER pleasure!) They'll even bring along an old college roommate for a three-way at no extra cost!

Say you want prayer back in schools? That'll only cost you a few thousand dead soldiers and civilians. And a wrecked economy.

I am just gob-smacked when I hear people justify having someone like Sarah Palin as VP because they want some issue protected or removed. What - the - fuck???

That's all I have to day about that.

"End Times" dipshits are tipping their hands.. that they are crazy

Munger also asked Palin if she truly believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. "She looked in my eyes and said, 'Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime.'"

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/09/15/bess/index.html

Didja ever notice how all these "end of days" morons are certain its going to happen in their lifetime?  Doesn't this smack just a little of hubris?  I mean honestly!  It's just like the idjits that insist they were Joan of Arc or Martin Luther in a past life.  I'd like to get a few of them in the same room at the same time and watch 'em duke it out.  

nutjob #1: "I was Maid Marion!" 

nutjob #2 : "I beg to differ, I was Maid Marion"

Shirley Maclaine: "As much as you ladyes would like to believe you were Maid Marion, I can prove without a shadow of a doubt that you were not."

Slap fight ensues.....

Chances are really good that you weren't anybody who any of us would know about.  If there is any re-incarnation actually going on you were more likely to have been "Bob the crippled"  or Jean du visage de l'oiseaux, (bird-faced johnny) or "Farts by the fire."  Get over yourselves people!!

These kinds of beliefs are just self-referential, masturbatory bullshit in the guise of inspired religious truth.