It it so difficult for the "knowledge workers" in the establishment to get the order right? They get the food right most of the time, so why not the coffee?
That's all... Douchenozzles!
Oh yeah...
What the fuck dude!?!
I have gay friends. Respectable, normal people who like the peen. I have no problem with that. They can even get married as far as I'm concerned, but bitches like this one have GOT TO GO.
Were I gay man and I ran into this little queen, I would rip him a new one... which he could probably use. His brand of queeny, uncle Tom-foolery is why some people hate the queer nation.
Watch his riduculous paroxyms of hap-penis over winning this make-up contest show thingie:
Farrakhan suggested he would keep a low profile in the campaign, despite his enthusiasm for Obama.
"That's why you have never heard me make any comment," he explained. "I love that brother, and I want to see that brother successful. I don't want to say anything that would hurt that brother, and I don't want them to use me or the Nation of Islam."
Returning to the theme that Obama is a mystical figure, Farrakhan said, he "is not the Messiah for sure, but anytime he gives you a sign of uniting races, ethnic groups, ideologies, religions and makes people feel a sense of oneness, that's not necessarily Satan's work, that is, I believe, the work of God."
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I love it that he says he has shied away from commenting because he doesn't want to say anything to hurt that brother... he doesn't "want them to use me or the Nation of Islam." Like the mere act of opening his mouth in support of anyone doesn't cast a pall over them in the public eye!
Hey Dr., if you really want to hook a brother up, you should just shut the fuck up!
This next part is my favorite.
"anytime he gives you a sign of uniting races, ethnic groups, ideologies,
religions and makes people feel a sense of oneness, that's not
necessarily Satan's work. "
Not necessarily? WTF is that supposed to mean? Apparently all those good sounding things are the tools of the Devil, the White Devil I think is what he means.
Gee Lou, ... thanks for the endorsement. I guess.
Not to be outdone, out pops the patron saint of opportunism, Rev. Jesse Jackson. Not one to let his previous indiscretions with an open mic impede his boot-lickin', Jesse weighed in on the life and times of Barack Obama in the way only another oppressed and down-trodden black man can:
Jackson warns that he isn't an Obama confidant or adviser, "just a supporter."
But he adds that Obama has been "a neighbor or, better still, a member of the
family." Jackson's son has been a close friend of Obama for years, and Jackson's
daughter went to school with Obama's wife Michelle.
"We helped him start his career," says Jackson. "And then we were always there to help him move ahead. He is the continuation of our struggle for justice not only for the black people but also for all those who have been wronged."
Will Obama's election close the chapter of black grievances linked to memories of slavery? The reverend takes a deep breath and waits a long time before responding.
"No, that chapter won't be closed," he says. "However, Obama's victory will be a huge step
in the direction we have wanted America to take for decades."
Jackson rejects any suggestion that Obama was influenced by Marxist ideas in his youth. "I see no evidence of that," he says. "Obama's thirst for justice and equality is rooted in his black culture."
But is Obama - who's not a descendant of slaves - truly a typical American black? Jackson emphatically answers yes: "You don't need to be a descendant of slaves to experience the oppression, the suffocating injustice and the ugly racism that exists in our society," he says.
"Obama experienced the same environment as all American blacks did. It was nonsense to suggest that he was somehow not black enough to feel the pain." link
I heard the clip below in the car on my way home from work and thought; What a douche!
Basically this cheesehead is mad because people aren't voting the way he wants them to. In the words of Randy Marsh, "Isn't this America? I thought this was America?"
What I find exquisitely amusing is that he's doing it at a rally for the man who recently proposed the largest socialisty action I can think of. McCain is proposing to buyout the mortgages of those who over bought and then let them refinance at a reasonable rate. Where do you suppose the money to do this will come from? It's coming out of our pockets regardless of the methodolgy. Either they're taking it in taxes or they're printing the money to do it which will devalue our currency so regardless we're fucked!
Here's the Douchenozzle in action:
McCain says: "Americans are angry sir. They are angry and frustrated."
No shit moron! That's why the Right is losing this election.
Then he launches into voter fraud. He's already hedging!
The thing that actually disturbs me about this guy is that he is serious in saying that he thinks the will of the people is being thwarted. There are people out there who think their idea of how the country should be governed supercedes that of the rest of the voting public. They are the Timothy McVeighs of this country.
Barack Obama is running "the dirtiest campaign in American history."As Sheila B. would say: Wha-Wha-What!?!
12:8 For the poor always ye have with you; but me ye have not always.
(King James Bible, John)
14:13 But when thou makest a feast, call the poor, the maimed, the lame, the blind: 14:14 And thou shalt be blessed; for they cannot recompense thee: for thou shalt be recompensed at the resurrection of the just.
(King James Bible, Luke)
18:22 Now when Jesus heard these things, he said unto him, Yet lackest thou one thing: sell all that thou hast, and distribute unto the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, follow me.
18:23 And when he heard this, he was very sorrowful: for he was very rich.
18:24 And when Jesus saw that he was very sorrowful, he said, How hardly shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom of God! 18:25 For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
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19:8 And Zacchaeus stood, and said unto the Lord: Behold, Lord, the half of my goods I give to the poor; and if I have taken any thing from any man by false accusation, I restore him fourfold.
19:9 And Jesus said unto him, This day is salvation come to this house, forsomuch as he also is a son of Abraham.
(King James Bible, Luke)
Say you want prayer back in schools? That'll only cost you a few thousand dead soldiers and civilians. And a wrecked economy.
I am just gob-smacked when I hear people justify having someone like Sarah Palin as VP because they want some issue protected or removed. What - the - fuck???
That's all I have to day about that.
Munger also asked Palin if she truly believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. "She looked in my eyes and said, 'Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime.'"
There are huge amounts of scientific data that point toward the Earth being much older than 4,000 years. One would have to take the stance that God created the Earth with many of the processes that we know to take thousands, hundreds of thousands, or millions of years already in progress. Canyons already partially formed. Mountains already windblown. Declining species already in a state of decline and rising ones already on the way up. More to the point, you would have to assume that every scientific fact that counts towards the nullification of the literal interpretation of the creation story would have to have been accounted for in the act of creation. So what, right? God is all powerful, he could surely do that if He chose to. If you admit that to be the case you have just stated that evolution was a process created by God himself. You are now in contradiction.
Evolution itself is a fact. You could save face by admitting that God created the world and evolution is a natural process that resulted from that creation. Then you could teach creationism AND evolution in your privately funded Church/Home schools. That way if your beloved spawn make it to college, they won't be mistaken for trailor trash because they weren't properly educated.
There are douche nozzles out there who think the Earth is not round and that photos from space were faked. Apparently they never flew in a plane either. It just goes to show you there are few limits to the stupidity of the determined!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7540427.stm
The Northeast had the highest proportion of college graduates (30.9 percent), followed by the West (30.2 percent), the Midwest (26.0 percent) and the South (25.5 percent).
For the later part of this century the illiteracy rates have been relatively low, registering only about 4 percent as early as 1930. However, in the late 19th century and early 20th century, illiteracy was very common. In 1870, 20 percent of the entire adult population was illiterate, and 80 percent of the black population was illiterate. By 1900 the situation had improved somewhat, but still 44 percent of blacks remained illiterate. ....http://nces.ed.gov/naal/lit_history.asp#illiteracy
According to about a dozen Wal-Mart employees who attended such meetings in seven states, Wal-Mart executives claim that employees at unionized stores would have to pay hefty union dues while getting nothing in return, and may have to go on strike without compensation. Also, unionization could mean fewer jobs as labor costs rise.Do they honestly think people will fall for this? Which graveyard did they go to to dig up a corpse who still thinks this is an effective personnel management technique!? This isn't pre-WWII Kentucky for God's sake!
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"The meeting leader said, 'I am not telling you how to vote, but if the Democrats win, this bill will pass and you won't have a vote on whether you want a union,..."
This is a classic case of dumb-fuckery! I love this guy.
In a statement regarding new sanctions against Zimbabwe today, President Bush declares that "no regime should ignore the will of its own people":
The regime has also continued its ban against NGO activities that would provide assistance to the suffering and vulnerable people of Zimbabwe. No regime should ignore the will of its own people and calls from the international community without consequences.
TPM's Eric Kleefeld notes the irony of the Bush administration, which proudly ignores public opinion in the United States, instructing other countries to listen to "the will of its own people." Kleefeld suggests that the administration look at "the direction of polling data at home — not to mention international opinion — showing that people want a timetable to withdraw from Iraq."
I have nothing to add to this!
HALL COUNTY, Ga. -- The jury has awarded a Hall County woman $150,000 after she sued her former fiance for calling their wedding off.RoseMary Shell sued her ex-fiance, Wayne Gibbs, after he broke off their engagement in 2007.
Shell argued her fiance's promise of marital bliss amounted to a binding contract. She said she left a high-paying job in Florida to be with Gibbs and she said she has suffered financial losses since their break-up. She also said she has suffered emotionally.
Gibbs testified that he had taken Shell on trips and paid $30,000 of her debt while they were engaged. He said when he found out she had even more debt, he canceled the wedding by leaving Shell a note in their bathroom.
Closing arguments were heard Wednesday morning and the jury awarded Shell $150,000 by Wednesday afternoon.
"People shouldn't be allowed to do that and hopefully he'll think twice before he does it to someone else," said Shell.
Grade inflation is what happens when any one or more of the following are true:
Is it just me or is it time for the adjectival use of the word "epic" to die? The terms "Epic Win!!!" or "Epic Fail!!!" are now being attached to the most mundane accomplishments. It's gotten pretty ridiculous.
An epic win is when when the Greek army sacked Troy, or when Ferris Beuller manage to hack into the WOPR using a handset modem and a bunch of programs written in BASIC to play tic-tac-toe and change his grades. It is not an epic win if you mod your laptop to look like a Donkey Kong console.
One of my personal least favorites is when people refer to another person's post as epic fail because they don't agree with it. "Your understanding of the issues involved in hacking the X-Box are epic fail!!"
OK people! It's time to move on dot org and come up with a new term.
Are you offended by this? Do you think this is an insult to Muslim Americans and Michelle and Barack Obama?
If yes, then YOU are the Douche Nozzle of the Day!
Why are you the Douche Nozzle? Because you have decided to ignore the context of this photo and be offended based on its content alone. This image, for those of you who don't already know, is a swat on the fanny of the dipshits on the Fox TV show "America's Pulse." Anchor E. D. Hill referred to the fist-to-fist "pound" as possibly a "terrorist fist jab." I can think of no one in their right mind under the age of 70 who would interpret that gesture in that way. This was clearly just another in a long string of examples where Fox uses innuendo to put ideas into the heads of its gullible viewers.
Here is the clip:
That Fox didn't terminate Ms. Hairdo for this is a crime. But they didn't. She made a lame apology a few days later and they "forgave" her. Bullshit! She probably got a bonus for slipping it in. (that's what she said)
Back to you and why you are a DN. If this offends you, as I said before, this is because you have chosen to ignore the context. If you are old enough, you were probably offended by Randy Newman's "Short People" as well.
When exposed to something that seems outrageous you must ask yourself, "WHY it is outrageous?" In some cases it simply is. For instance, I know a guy whose eBay acquaintance referred to himself as being "busier than a black fag at a hotdog stand." Now that's offensive! It's also funny as hell! Absurdidy in abundance. I don't think I should have to go into why this is so funny, you either get it or you don't.
There is a sleeping Buddha, a sitting Buddha & a laughing Buddha among the others. Life is about moderation. Enjoy the things that are absurd. That's what humor is all about and that's why there is a laughing Buddha.
So now I leave you with this light-hearted joke my friend told me yesterday;
What's black and blue and hates sex?
The ten year old girl in my trunk!!
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